S.H.O.R.T. C.I.R.C.U.I.T.

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THAT WAS MY KITCHEN!

YOU BASTARDS!

The mansion finally recognizes my talent! I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

I DON'T CARE HOW SMALL YOU ARE, YOU DO NOT TOUCH/FALL INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S PUDDING.

Disgusting.

JFIAOJFIOAHFIUEAHGUIW people are ALWAYS--

Ah. We got a tree.

Mortals People love their holidays. A Thanksgiving feast sounds like something I can pull off!


{ooc; strike very hard to hack.}

STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN.

Samhain... the barriers will fall and the sidh will open. Spirits will be free to wander. They could get violent.

Thanks be to those that put Halloween on the day before Samhain.

I CAN SPELL AGAIN.


{ooc; guess what narugami forgot yesterday~}

That guy... Who does he think he is, interrupting our fight like that?! What kind of a man--

Ah. Was it a man? Hm...

... Why am I worried about that?! He interrupted something important! Unless he's trying to take the kitchen for himself, that guy...!


{ooc; shit went down in the kitchen. saix and narugami fought, nuriko separated them like animals and narugami was a good god boy and helped out by cleaning up.
edit: 'that guy'? I think sora came out suddenly while I was typing this. o_o}

YOU CAN'T HIDE IN THERE FOREVER!

THE MOMENT YOU STEP OUT OF THERE THE KITCHEN IS MINE!

THAT MAN IS ALWAYS IN THE KITCHEN. WHY IS HE ALWAYS IN THERE. CHASING ME OUT...

... Hm.

HE STARTED IT.
I FINISHED IT.
IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE.


{ooc; narugami got into a fight with a bully wat.}

GET THIS GIRL OUT OF MY KITCHEN.


{ooc; more shouting? yes. yes it is.}

These false gods have only so much time to enjoy before they meet their end.

I will personally see to it that they are disposed of.


{ooc; ha ha ha Thor is ttly waiting for the right time to strike, literally and figuratively.}

So even I am susceptible to the effects of this world.

...

How do the owners of this mansion allow these people to stay without pay while still affording so many luxuries?! This is an act of benevolence never before seen by my own eyes! I will continue to serve in the kitchen and dining area to repay this kindness!

How am I supposed to use this... thing?! This is...! Eeeergh...!

All right. You all asked me to use this whateveritis, so here I am! The least you could do is keep an eye out for some people. With help, returning everyone will be much easier and take very little time.

1.  Tall male with short brown hair in (usually) a red jacket.
2.  Small boy with short brown hair in black clothing.
3.  Tall male with a short ponytail and big glasses. Very respectful of others.
4.  Young woman with an obsession with mysteries. Speaks quickly when excited.
5.  Tall male with short, dark-brown hair who likes to steal things. Damn thief...!
6.  Short little boy with hair pulled over his right eye. If there isn't a hawk around him, it's not the kid I'm looking for.
7.  Little black dog. If the name 'Fenrir' attracts him, that's the dog I want.

If this is a world differing from my regular... housing, I'd better start earning my keep around here. The kitchen lacks proper staff; I will be taking over the job of preparing and serving meals.


{ooc; first line is a voice record.}

LOKI! This looks like something you’d be guilty of! Knock off the theatrics and play a trick on someone else! Home at last and you’re ALREADY screwing yourself over for ANOTHER visit to the human wo—

…Loki? … This isn’t one of his tricks. This feels different. Four-eyes? Fenrir? No sign of Heimdall or that Freyr. What a plus!

… … …

WHERE THE HELL AM I?! Back to working part-time jobs. Damn... Why is it always me?! LOKIII!


{ooc; Narugami is currently on the first floor yelling at the top of his lungs. \o\}